I came to this parenting game pretty late.

Buy a house, check.

Have an amazing career, check.

Meet great fellow, check.

Move halfway across the country, check.

Continue awesome career, check.

Say I do, check.

Ohhhhhh, and then realize, ZOiNKS, window is shutting, better get on with the baby-making.

Check. Never knew it’d be so fun, hard, frustrating, rewarding, exhilarating, challenging, hysterical. Never knew I’d end up with L.

I got lucky.